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		By: Do Not Taunt Mat - First Class News - The Official Blog of First Class Process Service		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Do Not Taunt Mat - First Class News - The Official Blog of First Class Process Service]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 20:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[[...] Not Taunt Mat   WARNING: &#8220;Do not taunt mat&#8221;. From one of the funniest warning labels I&#8217;ve seen.    by Zev Friedman Posted on January 8, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] Not Taunt Mat   WARNING: &#8220;Do not taunt mat&#8221;. From one of the funniest warning labels I&#8217;ve seen.    by Zev Friedman Posted on January 8, [&#8230;]</p>
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		By: conor mccartney		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[conor mccartney]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It is funny, but also sad. I love this site.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is funny, but also sad. I love this site.</p>
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		By: Free Range Kids &#187; &#8220;Do Not Glue Doormat to Porous Surfaces, Such as Pregnant Women&#8221;		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Free Range Kids &#187; &#8220;Do Not Glue Doormat to Porous Surfaces, Such as Pregnant Women&#8221;]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[[...] LOVE. Wish I had written these warnings, including, &#8220;Do not taunt mat.&#8221; Check it out here! &#8211; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] LOVE. Wish I had written these warnings, including, &#8220;Do not taunt mat.&#8221; Check it out here! &#8211; [&#8230;]</p>
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		By: 2012: most popular and most commentedon posts - Overlawyered		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[2012: most popular and most commentedon posts - Overlawyered]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 12:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[[...] traffic over the past year:  Dressing psychiatrists as wizards on the witness stand [January] Doormat warning [December] Long-necked beer bottle maker not liable for barroom assault [August] [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] traffic over the past year:  Dressing psychiatrists as wizards on the witness stand [January] Doormat warning [December] Long-necked beer bottle maker not liable for barroom assault [August] [&#8230;]</p>
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		By: Anony Mouse		</title>
		<link>https://www.overlawyered.com/2012/12/doormat-warning/comment-page-1/#comment-197263</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anony Mouse]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 08:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I have one of their mats.  We all had a good laugh at that label.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have one of their mats.  We all had a good laugh at that label.</p>
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		By: &#8220;Do Not Glue Mat To Porous Surfaces&#8230;.&#8221; &#124; Raised On Hoecakes		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[&#8220;Do Not Glue Mat To Porous Surfaces&#8230;.&#8221; &#124; Raised On Hoecakes]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 10:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[[...]   click for larger versionVia our friends on the outstanding legal blog &#8220;Overlawyered&#8221; comes this &#8220;warning label&#8221; found on the back of doormats from the company High [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;]   click for larger versionVia our friends on the outstanding legal blog &#8220;Overlawyered&#8221; comes this &#8220;warning label&#8221; found on the back of doormats from the company High [&#8230;]</p>
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		By: Mark Phaedrus		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark Phaedrus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Dan: Seems more like they&#039;ll get sued by the first person who tears a ligament while shaking it all about. :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dan: Seems more like they&#8217;ll get sued by the first person who tears a ligament while shaking it all about. 🙂</p>
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		By: theCL Report: Connecting the dots		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[theCL Report: Connecting the dots]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 17:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[[...] Doormat warning [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] Doormat warning [&#8230;]</p>
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		By: CAW		</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Stolen from Saturday Night Live&#039;s &quot;Happy Fun Ball&quot;.]]></description>
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		By: Bear		</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 14:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&quot;Do not taunt mat.&quot;

Ok, that now replaces my previous favorite product warning, which was &quot;Warning: Do Not Eat. Not A Food item&quot;...

...on the plastic shoe stays in a pair of loafers I bought back in the &#039;90s.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Do not taunt mat.&#8221;</p>
<p>Ok, that now replaces my previous favorite product warning, which was &#8220;Warning: Do Not Eat. Not A Food item&#8221;&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;on the plastic shoe stays in a pair of loafers I bought back in the &#8217;90s.</p>
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