You rock the casbah.

Six teens inspired by the notoriously violent video game “Grand Theft Auto” were in court Thursday on robbery charges after a crime spree that began with a late-night mugging outside a New Hyde Park supermarket, police said.

Mugging, crowbar smashing hooligans arrests apparently had no connection to Grand Theft Auto “porn”, and was just living out the violent parts of the game. The public is so much safer because these teens were not home watching cartoon sex, but were out getting some good exorcise.

Yes. Impressive for the chutzpah to admit the suit was without merit to begin with or that they have blackmailed a company to leave them alone.

On a different note the accompanying photo of Ted is excellent and very reflective of his excellent legal research and analysis. AND provides clear evidence that he merits a corner office.