Comments on: Telling blonde jokes in workplace https://www.overlawyered.com/2008/12/telling-blonde-jokes-in-workplace/ Chronicling the high cost of our legal system Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:58:33 +0000 hourly 1 By: E-Bell https://www.overlawyered.com/2008/12/telling-blonde-jokes-in-workplace/comment-page-1/#comment-35989 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:58:33 +0000 http://overlawyered.com/?p=7946#comment-35989 There are only a couple of good lawyer jokes.

The rest are true stories.

]]> By: L Nettles https://www.overlawyered.com/2008/12/telling-blonde-jokes-in-workplace/comment-page-1/#comment-35943 Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:55:30 +0000 http://overlawyered.com/?p=7946#comment-35943 Note that the top rated Blonde joke at the linked site is this.

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

The moral being that the only group the public would like more to make fun of than blondes are lawyers.

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