Comments on: Match.com: your inactive profiles are breaking hearts

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:19:53 +0000

I’m amused, because I’ve mentally considered this as a possible class action for a year or two.

By: Dave Lincoln

Dave Lincoln — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:51:53 +0000

I could have advised this plaintiff using a quick rule-of-thumb about match.com and averted this costly legal action (could have nipped it in the bud, in other words).

My axiom is thus:

If the girl is half-way attractive, and her pictures are < 5 years old, and she doesn’t live in Sri Lanka, and she does not advertise having been institutionalized, then she it what we call a “ringer” (not really a current member that one could go out with).

By: John Burgess

John Burgess — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:34:32 +0000

I want to sue someone for all the blogs in my bookmarks that are no longer functioning, thus wasting my time.

Can anyone recommend a 1-800 number for an eager attorney?

By: A.W.

A.W. — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:09:25 +0000

Mmm, in a related story, plaintiffs attorneys filed a class action against “big paper” for the thousands of people who suffer paper cuts each year.

There are rumors they will sue “big lemon juice” next.