Comments on: Infamous terrorist Carlos the Jackal sues to protect his image

By: William Nuesslein

William Nuesslein — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:41:23 +0000

Be sure to check the lawyer’s underwear.

By: Jim Collins

Jim Collins — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:44:36 +0000

A.W., you don’t think he’s going to come after you himself, do you? He’ll send a lawyer.

By: A.W.

A.W. — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:25:03 +0000

Bill

Sadly, he has not sued me yet. i think i made a serious miscalculation. you see, truth is a defense, so…

Okay let me try this one. Osama bin Laden is secretly having a gay love affair with a jewish man!

There, that should get him after me!

By: bill p

bill p — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:36 +0000

That was hysterical A.W. Thanks for the laugh!

By: A.W.

A.W. — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:39:18 +0000

I have long said that I have a patriotic duty to defame osama bin laden. then he comes to the US and sues us, and is arrested. even if i end up being sued for millions of dollars, its worth it, right?

So let me kick this off. Osama bin Laden is the result of the unnatural pairing between his father and his father’s camel.

Go ahead, osama, sue me. bring it on.