Tell that to Belmont Abbey. Gotta include abortion in those health benefits for teachers.

And how much easier is this statute making it for child molesters to entice students by offering them candy?

America’s self-appointed nutritionist-in-chief, Michelle Obama (and never mind that she has zero science background), is championing a bill to limit bake sales and other fundraisers in schools……

But sales may go on as long as they do not occur with more than a certain frequency. How often? Congresscritters very carefully sidestepped that, leaving it up to the agency to develop regulations – so if there are complaints, the occupants of elected offices can say that it is not their fault, go take complaints elsewhere.

And sales outside school hours are still OK even if held every day. Just eliminate kids who ride the bus, have doctor or other appointments, or just want to get home before dark.

The regular milk tasted HORRIBLE.
It wasn’t spoiled, but it tasted like the carton.
Whatever chocolate flavored powder they used at least hid that carton taste.

If they were out of chocolate milk that day, no one bought milk.
Even at the age of five, I know the regular milk was a waste of money.

I’ve a better idea: why not ban the government from interfering with peoples’ lives?

Why not just ban fat kids from buying things at bake sales, don’t punish everyone. This is a good way to instill fat hate into our children when you start taking things away from them just because someone else’s legs grind together when they walk.