Will the fact that a text was simply SENT make me( or even more bizarrely, my wife) liable for a distracted driving complaint or liability? Seems rather absurd. Will we charge kids playing on the side of the road. I find them distracting and their parents should know we are going to be distracted by them and keep them inside!

Or attractive individuals walking down the street? I personally find curvy women in tight clothing distracting but I imagine others will be distracted bot other types. I think we should ban hot men and women from wearing tight clothing where they might be visible to drivers.

Everything that is not the road and the other vehicles is a distraction, will we hold all of it responsible? I have been distracted by an oddly colored house. I can’t imagine that the owners did not know it would attract attention. Can we name them?

Maybe I should shut up before I give the blood suckers MORE targets.