Anti-videogame Miami attorney and longtime Overlawyered favorite Jack Thompson claims that players in the forthcoming Grand Theft Auto IV are given instructions to kill a certain lawyer in his office and that the lawyer utters the line “Guns don’t kill people. Video games do,” which means it must be a parody of Thompson himself. He’s fired off a demand that the release be halted. (GamePolitics.com, Sept. 18; Geoffrey Rapp, PrawfsBlawg, Sept. 20). For Thompson’s legal threats last year against the publisher of Mortal Kombat because users can employ the game’s build-a-fighter mode to create characters that might resemble him, see Oct. 30, 2006. Plus: Thompson responds in comments.
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Class action lawyers: give us a live client to replace our dead one
Clients as figureheads dept.: One of the Lakin Law Firm’s class actions hit a snag when the firm discovered that the named plaintiff, Manuel Hernandez, had died two years earlier. And so the law firm petitioned an Illinois court to force the defendant, American Family Insurance, to release customer names so that it could more conveniently line up a new client and keep the action going. (Steve Korris, “American Family should provide name of live plaintiff to substitute dead one, attorneys argue”, Madison St. Clair Record, Sept. 13).
An Overlawyered “favicon”
Reader Tom M. writes:
You should put a favicon.ico file in your root directory so when people bookmark Overlawyered they’ll see the icon next to their bookmark (or tab if they open the site in a tab).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favicon
If you do that I’ll be able to remove the text description from the link to your site, and my favorites toolbar will achieve unity of style. Thanks in advance 🙂
Okay, graphics-savvy or web-savvy readers: anyone want to devise and send us such an icon?
More: Many thanks to Jim of the Scripted Failures blog for devising the gavel icon.
“Richardson: Obese Americans Need Federal Protection”
“Democratic presidential candidate Bill Richardson called Wednesday for obese Americans to be brought under the protection of the Americans for Disabilities Act. ‘This is an issue of basic civil rights,’ said Richardson. ‘There are no federal laws that protect obese Americans from discrimination in the workplace, school, or anywhere else. This must change.'” (ABCNews.com “Political Radar”, Sept. 19). We’ve covered obesity-discrimination claims in such contexts as housing accommodation, the hiring of aerobics instructors, amusement park ride seating, airline seat widths (here, here, and here), and the rights of out-of-shape loading-dock workers. P.S. Forgot to add skinny fashion models.
Dan Rather sues CBS and Viacom
He says they scapegoated him over the discredited show on the National Guard service of President-to-be George W. Bush. He wants $70 million. (TMZ.com, Sept. 19). More: WSJ law blog has a copy of the complaint (PDF). And: Michelle Malkin, Kevin Drum, Beldar (“‘garbage’ is about the nicest term that can be applied to this pleading”), Althouse.
Latest Pearson Pants update
A press release from their lawyers, Manning & Sossamon, announces that the Chung family of Washington, D.C is closing Custom Cleaners, their dry cleaning establishment. They continue to operate a separate location under the name of Happy Cleaners and last year closed one known as Parks FabriCare. According to the release, the family decided to close Custom Cleaners “due to the revenue losses and emotional toll resulting from the Pearson v. Chung lawsuit”. More: Marc Fisher @ WaPo, WSJ law blog, Betsy Newmark, Joe Gandelman, Mark Steyn.
More on Lerach plea
The Washington Post quotes me on the hubris that the now-disgraced class-action potentate came to symbolize (Carrie Johnson, “Guilty Plea to End Crusading Lawyer’s Lucrative Run”, Sept. 19). Few tears will be shed in Silicon Valley (Wired “Epicenter” blog, Sept. 18). The John Edwards campaign says it’s handing over Lerach’s contributions to charity, and the Joe Biden campaign says it’s already done so; no word yet from Hillary Clinton, who took Lerach money for her Senate bid (Josh Gerstein, “Fortunes Darken for Lawyer Melvyn Weiss”, New York Sun, Sept. 19). More coverage: Lattman, What About Clients?, NAM Shop Floor. Plus: Ben Smith at Politico has more on the John Edwards connection: “Though he’s giving away the $4,600 from Lerach, Lerach is also listed as a bundler, and employees of the lawyer’s firm are his third-largest group of donors, mostly giving in the first quarter.” (Sept. 19).
“A case of unchecked avarice coupled with a total absence of shame”
In unusually strong language, an appeals panel in south Florida has condemned the conduct of prominent Miami law firm Adorno & Yoss, which filed an intended class-action lawsuit against the city over an unconstitutional fire-rescue fee, and later (to quote the WSJ law blog) is alleged to have “reached a secret $7 million settlement and paid it out to seven individuals, thereby breaching its duty to the entire class”. In its defense, the law firm says that it had no fiduciary duty to the class since a class was never certified, but the appeals panel took a different view, saying that class certification was inevitable and that the case was handled throughout from a class perspective. “It defies any bounds of ethical decency to view class counsel’s actions as anything but a flagrant breach of fiduciary duty,” said Judge Juan Ramirez, writing for the court. In a concurrence, Judge Angel A. Cortiñas was if anything more severe in tone. “Plainly and simply, this was a scheme to defraud. It was a case of unchecked avarice coupled with a total absence of shame on the part of the original lawyers. The attorneys manipulated the legal system for their own pecuniary gain and acted against their clients’ interests by attempting to deprive them of monies to which they might otherwise be entitled. More unethical and reprehensible behavior by attorneys against their own clients is difficult to imagine.” (Billy Shields, “Fla. Court Calls Law Firm’s Role in Fire-Fee Deal ‘Reprehensible'”, Daily Business Review, Aug. 9). More links on the Miami fire-fee scandal here.
By reader acclaim: “Nebraska state senator sues God”
Sen. Ernie Chambers does not deny the silliness of his complaint against Jehovah over natural disasters and the like, but says it’s meant to make a serious point. You might think that the point would have to be how little sense it makes to give anyone the power to sue anyone over anything, but it turns out that Sen. Chambers actually opposes proposals in Nebraska to restrict the filing of meritless lawsuits, and thinks, with perhaps elusive logic, that his stunt somehow will make people agree with him on that. (KPTM with filing in PDF format, KETV, FoxNews.com, AP/Omaha.com, Volokh). The best picture to run with the story is definitely the Apr. 12, 2006 file photo at MyWay/AP News. Update Oct. 15, 2008: judge throws out suit.
Ninth Circuit tosses Corrie-Caterpillar case
“Caterpillar Inc. cannot be held legally liable for the use of its bulldozers in Israeli military operations because the equipment is paid for with American government funds and represents an extension of American foreign policy, a federal appeals court ruled.” (Josh Gerstein, “Caterpillar Escapes Liability For Israeli Bulldozer Operations”, New York Sun, Sept. 18). The court invoked the political question doctrine: “Allowing this action to proceed would necessarily require the judicial branch of our government to question the political branches’ decision to grant extensive military aid to Israel. …In this regard, we are mindful of the potential for causing international embarrassment were a federal court to undermine foreign policy decisions in the sensitive context of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.” (Dan McLaughlin, Sept. 18). Earlier coverage on this site is here.
“The Corrie family was represented by the Center for Constitutional Rights and Seattle University Law School’s Human Rights Clinic.” (John G. Browning, “Legally Speaking; Sue the bulldozer company, and get crushed by common sense”, Southeast Texas Record, Sept. 11). Joining the family’s cause on appeal was Duke lawprof Erwin Chemerinsky, who, unrelatedly, has now been restored to an offered position as dean of the new UC Irvine school of law, following a bizarre offer-withdrawal that drew protests from across the political spectrum. Ken McCracken at Say Anything comments (Sept. 17) about the Ninth Circuit decision and the Irvine reinstatement, “For Chemerinsky, justice was served correctly to him in both instances.” More: Michael Krauss @ PoL.