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Welcome Mona Charen readers

She gives both me and this website a kind mention in her column (“Stupid lawyer tricks”, syndicated/Jewish World Review, Jul. 1). The case of Carl Murphy, the young criminal trespasser in England, can be found here. Other cases mentioned (yes, we had them) include: drunk passed out in snowbank; Milwaukee volunteer; fen-phen indictments; train crash worsened his drinking.

In other publicity, columnist James Pinkerton quotes me on a New York federal judge’s ruling on panhandling which is likely to lead to the enrichment of some fairly unsavory characters (“Limousine Liberals and Crime on the Rise”, syndicated/Newsday, Jun. 14, reprinted at New America Foundation). State, Court and County Law Libraries News, newsletter of a subgroup of the American Association of Law Libraries, includes us on a short list of legal weblogs “you might want to check out” (Winter 2005, p. 21, PDF). And we figure in the Thomas-Jefferson-themed Blawg Review #13, this week’s assemblage of posts worth noting from law-related weblogs. (bumped Tues. morning).

Says he owns “stealth”, “hoax”, “chutzpah”

Abuses of trademark law:

Over the last few years, Leo Stoller has written dozens of letters to companies and organizations and individuals stating that he owns the trademark to “stealth.” He has threatened to sue people who have used the word without his permission. In some cases, he has offered to drop objections in exchange for thousands of dollars. And in a few of those instances, people or companies have paid up….

Mr. Stoller owns and runs a company called Rentamark.com, which offers, among other things, advice on sending cease-and-desist letters and Mr. Stoller’s services as an expert witness in trademark trials. Through Rentamark, Mr. Stoller offers licensing agreements for other words he says he owns and controls, such as bootlegger, hoax and chutzpah, and sells t-shirts and other merchandise through what the Web site calls its “stealth mall.”

Stanford lawprof Mark A. Lemley says Mr. Stoller’s sweeping claims are “based on a misunderstanding of how trademark law works” and that courts would be unlikely to assign liability unless a rival company’s use of a word led to consumer confusion with some product or service offered by his enterprises. However, many companies he has targeted are reluctant to incur the legal fees involved in defending their use of the words; one of his companies appeared before one federal judge in Chicago 33 times between 1995 and 1997 alone to assert its rights. (Colin Moynihan, “He Says He Owns the Word ‘Stealth’ (Actually, He Claims ‘Chutzpah,’ Too)”, New York Times, Jul. 4).

Not about the money: a continuing series

It wasn’t about the money, which doesn’t keep the lawyer from complaining that the award was too low:

A jury found a cardiologist at Lenox Hill Hospital liable yesterday for the death of the sports journalist Dick Schaap after hip replacement surgery and awarded his family $1.95 million in compensatory damages….

His family had sought $21 million.

“This case was never about the money,” his widow, Trish, said after the verdict….

[Attorney Thomas Moore, who represents the family of the 67-year-old Schaap], also expressed some disappointment with the jury’s monetary award, saying it failed to consider Mr. Schaap’s future earnings. “He was at the zenith of his career when he died,” he said.

A lawyer for the defendant cardiologist, meanwhile, takes strenuous exception to the verdict against his client, contending it was based on erroneous science. (Andrew Jacobs, “Jury Awards Family $1.95 Million in Dick Schaap’s Death”, New York Times, Jul. 2). More: don’t miss Ted’s comments above, and welcome KevinMD readers.

“He grabbed girl’s arm — now he’s a sex offender”

The judge agreed that 28-year-old Fitzroy Barnaby of Evanston, Ill. probably didn’t have any sexual intention when he grabbed a 14-year-old girl’s arm to chastise her (he says) for walking in front of his car. But unlawful restraint of a minor, the offense of which Barnaby was convicted, automatically qualifies as a sex offense under Illinois law. “Now, [Barnaby] will have to tell local police where he lives and won’t be able to live near a park or school.” “I don’t really see the purpose of registration in this case. I really don’t,” said Cook County judge Patrick Morse. “But I feel that I am constrained by the statute.” (Steve Patterson, Chicago Sun-Times, Jul. 1).

Update: duPont, R.I. settle paint case

Although the giant chemical company refuses to characterize it as a settlement, duPont has agreed to donate $10 million or more toward education, research, and the cost of lead remediation for 600 homes in exchange for being dropped from Rhode Island’s action. Other defendants that remain in the case are Sherwin Williams Co., NL Industries Inc., Atlantic Richfield Co., Millennium Holdings LLC, American Cyanamid Co. and ConAgra Inc. A lawsuit filed by the state’s former attorney general against the manufacturers ended in a hung jury in Providence in 2002; a new trial is set for September. The product has not been sold for interior use in this country in approximately a half century. (“DuPont settles for millions in Rhode Island suit on lead paint”, AP/USA Today, Jun. 30). For our coverage of the case and the controversy generally, see this set of links. Courts have dismissed a number of other lawsuits seeking to impose financial responsibility for lead-paint-related woes on paint and pigment makers, including suits filed by the cities of Chicago (see Oct. 13, 2003) and Milwaukee (see Aug. 3, 2003). Update: Point of Law, Sept. 13, 2006 (controversy over donations).

Broadcast appearances

I’m scheduled to join a reporter and anchor in the studios of New York’s WCBS-Channel 2 this afternoon to discuss the retirement of Justice Sandra Day O’Connor; look for me sometime in the 5-to-6 p.m. slot.

More (7:30 p.m. Eastern): I’ll be on WCBS-TV again tomorrow between 9 and 10 a.m. for a second appearance. And (updated) on Monday morning I did two Texas radio phone interviews, including KTSA (San Antonio) with Steve Gehrlein, on the battle over Justice O’Connor’s seat, and KOLE (Beaumont), on the litigation explosion. P.S. on WCBS I mentioned Judge Edith Jones. It’s fun to be a mentioner!

“Merck on trial”

Writes Larry Ribstein (Jun. 24): “It’s bad enough the corporate fraud trials are about resentment, but now guilt by resentment seems to be spreading to products liability cases.” In a Vioxx trial expected to begin next month in South Texas, according to a WSJ report, folksy plaintiff’s lawyer Mark Lanier is planning to lay on the exec-bashing with a trowel while going light on such matters as the explication of statistical significance in side-effect data. See Barbara Martinez, Lawyer Outlines Attack on Merck For Vioxx Trial”, W$J, Jun. 24. More: Point of Law, Feb. 8. Further coverage: Jul. 11, Jul. 15, Jul. 29, Aug. 19 ($253 million jury verdict).