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Assumption of risk (mollusc dept.)

Diners who order shellfish, such as mussels, assume the risk of encountering broken pieces of shell, ruled a New York judge who threw out a Long Island woman’s lawsuit against the Blue Moon restaurant in Rockville Centre attempting to recover for injuries arising from her encounter with the allegedly defective plate of mussels marinara. (“Judge Shucks Shellfish Suit”, WCBS, undated, about Jun. 7). More: Lattman, Jun. 12.

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Foie gras and slippery slopes

Chicago’s recently enacted ban on the delicacy (Apr. 27, May 4) has got Alderman Edward M. Burke thinking: now that we’ve started, why can’t the city ban less healthy frying oils and that sort of thing too? (Fran Spielman, “Alderman wants to limit fatty, fried fast food”, Chicago Sun-Times, Jun. 8).

More: In April, the Washington Post ran an op-ed by a cardiologist who averred:

Food calories are so pervasively and inexpensively available in our environment that they should be regarded as a pollutant. Just as an asthmatic can’t help but inhale pollutants in the air all around him, we Americans cannot help but ingest the calories present in the environment all around us.

(John G. Sotos, “A Modest — and Slimming! — Proposal”, Apr. 7). The Consumerist (Apr. 13) and Rogier van Bakel (Apr. 18) react with appropriate scorn. And a new report commissioned by the federal government proposes that the feds jawbone restaurants into reducing portion sizes (“FDA Report Urges Restaurants to Help Downsize America”, AP/Washington Post, Jun. 3). See also Radley Balko, Apr. 21.

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Bounteous bankruptcies: Delta, Enron, cont’d

Peter Lattman (Jun. 6) notes a judge’s approval of $10.5 million in legal fees for 4 1/2 months’ work in the Delta Air Lines bankruptcy (see Apr. 1). “According to the AP, the overall fees and expenses for all advisors (lawyers, bankers, consultants) working on the case could reach $205.9 million if the bills continue at the same rate until Delta exits bankruptcy, which it expects to do by next summer.”

Also, back on Mar. 28, Tom Kirkendall noted the trimming of a fee request in the Enron bankruptcy (see Jul. 23, 2004).

More: Carolyn Elefant writes, “It’s cases like these, where the client is captive and using other people’s money, i.e., its creditors’, that drive rates up and perpetuate the billable hour….Why is a firm charging $420 an hour for kids just out of law school?” (Jun. 7).

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“Driver sues families of crash victims”

Vermont: “The driver in a [one-car] fatal accident in Westmore two years ago has sued the families of the two [passenger] victims of the crash. Charles Meyer and his mother Julie Jensen, who had a summer home in the area, said they have been the subject of critical public sentiment and claim that the two other teenagers were partly responsible for their deaths.” The legal action appears to be in the nature of a counterclaim before the fact against the families, who are expected to sue Meyer over his role as driver and Jensen for having entrusted the car to the youths. “Meyer, 14, was driving without a license.” (AP/Boston Globe, May 28; Sam Hemingway, “Westmore double-fatal takes another odd turn”, Burlington Free Press, May 28).

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Bunco burrito

Headline of this Traverse City, Mich. tale says it all: “Man Who Put Dead Mouse in Burrito at Taco Bell Given Prison Time” (AP/FoxNews.com, Jun. 2). One word of advice: if you’re going to pull this kind of stunt, don’t use the kind of frozen mice that pet stores sell as food for snakes, at least not if anyone can testify to your having bought them.

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