Parody, or just the next logical step? Timothy Dumouchel of West Bend, Wis. says he plans to sue cable TV provider Charter “because his cable connection remained intact four years after he tried to get it canceled. The result was that he and his family got free cable from August of 1999 to Dec. 23, 2003. ‘I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,’ Dumouchel stated in a written complaint against the company, included in a Fond du Lac police report.” (Lee Reinsch, “Man says he’s addicted to cable; wants to sue Charter”, Fond du Lac Reporter, Jan. 7) Update Jan. 13: he says he won’t sue.
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A libel lawyer, R.I.P.
Once they’re dead, they can’t sue dept.: U.K.’s Guardian runs a rather rough obituary notice of Peter Carter-Ruck, an attorney who specialized in suing publications under Britain’s famously pro-plaintiff libel laws. The fun starts in the very first paragraph: Carter-Ruck “did for freedom of speech what the Boston Strangler did for door-to-door salesmen,” says a former colleague. According to this not exactly fraternal source, the late attorney’s “technique involved writing menacing letters to encourage socialites to sue for ‘imagined slights'” and he was once heard saying, of his lucrative practice, “I like to bill the clients as the tears are flowing.” (David Hooper, “The Carter-Ruck chill”, The Guardian, Dec. 23; Mark Oliver, “Carter-Ruck: a ‘chancer out for money'”, Dec. 23). The Telegraph printed a less hostile, and outstandingly colorful, account of Carter-Ruck’s life (Dec. 22) as well as a piece conveying reactions to the Guardian obit (Joshua Rozenberg, “Carter-Ruck’s partner puts case for the defence”, Dec. 24)
Radio tomorrow a.m.: WWBA Tampa
I’m scheduled to be a guest tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. EST on Tampa’s News Talk 1040 station, WWBA. It’s the Morning Magazine with Mark Larsen show. We’ll talk about the nation’s count of lawyers having risen to top 1 million, as referenced here (see Dec. 31).
New legislation round-up
The Christian Science Monitor writes: “As the new year begins, more than 500 new laws in 21 states – the byproducts of long and oft-tedious legislative sessions – will change Americans’ lives in ways both serious and obscure.” Sara B. Miller, “New state laws run social gamut,” Christian Science Monitor, Jan. 2. They include laws setting up anti-telemarketing do-not-call lists, rules against hogging the fast lane, and new revenue-generating fees. The Associated Press provides additional examples. See “Keep the left lane clear; watch who splits your tongue,” Jan. 3 (via cnn.com).
Erin Brockovich watch
Erin Brockovich’s law firm has filed its third lawsuit against Beverly Hills, its school district and several oil and gas companies, claiming that emissions from an oil derrick on the Beverly Hills High School campus caused former students and others to develop high rates of cancer – or at least put them at greater risk of developing the disease. (“Brockovich Files Third Lawsuit in Cancer Case,” L.A. Times, Jan. 3; Associated Press, “Brockovich Firm Against Sues Beverly Hills,” lasvegassun.com, Jan. 3 ). City officials have disputed the claims.
The latest lawsuit filed in California state court lists nearly 300 plaintiffs, “a number” of which claim that they “do not have cancer but are at greater risk of developing the disease.” Earlier posts on the media-savvy paralegal’s environmental lawsuits can be found on Nov. 19, July 15, and elsewhere in this space.
Wordy Regulations
As Snopes demonstrates, the oft-told tale of the 27,000-word cabbage-sale regulation is an urban legend. But Stuart Buck notes a nine-year FDA battle over “whether ‘peanut butter’ should be 87.5% or 90% peanuts” where the hearings took up 7,736 pages of transcript. (“The Buck Stops Here”, Dec. 31, citing Corn Products Co. v. Department of Health, Education & Welfare, 427 F.2d 511, 513 (3d Cir. 1970)).
2003’s largest verdicts
The Associated Press uncritically reports Lawyers Weekly USA’s claim that the top ten jury verdicts of 2003 were supposedly “unusually” small, with the biggest “only” $254 million (Dec. 15). (“Juries Hand Out Fewer Big-Ticket Verdicts”, Jan. 2). Which is funny, because the same publication names Stephen Tillery (Jun. 12) a “lawyer of the year” for winning a substantially larger award in judicial hellhole Madison County (Mar. 24). (Jaclyn Jaeger, “Landmark $10.1B Light Cigarette Award A ‘Career Event’ For Veteran Litigator”, Lawyers Weekly USA, 2003). Of course, that was a judge who made that decision (Apr. 30), but the publication seems to have also missed November’s $11.9 billion Alabama jury award (Dec. 1).
Update, April 6, 2004: A Lawyers Weekly USA writer writes to tell me that there is no inconsistency, because the “Top Ten” list was limited to “individual” awards. Which is fair enough, but that only accentuates the main point that the publication–and the Associated Press–has no basis to claim that 2003 featured fewer “big-ticket” awards in a year where multi-billion dollar awards were shockingly commonplace. For what it’s worth, the #1 “individual” award on the list involved more than one plaintiff.
Speaking of year-end awards, if I may toot my own horn, my firm, O’Melveny & Myers, received the “Litigation Department of the Year” award from American Lawyer magazine. (Jim Schroeder, “O’Melveny & Myers Lawyers Named as Top Litigators”, Dec. 31).
Yet more from the publicity file
Your editor was recently quoted in Reason (Brandon Turner, “Citings: Snow Job”, Jan., not online), where he predicted (in an interview conducted this fall) that the U.S. Supreme Court would overturn the Ninth Circuit’s decision in Hernandez v. Hughes Missile Systems, the ADA right-to-return-after-drug-misconduct case. (How accurate was this prediction? See Dec. 13). I also contributed a quote this fall when the New York Times took a look at New Jersey’s office charged with cracking down on unethical attorneys, which it’s fair to say has its hands full (John Sullivan, “In New Jersey, Rogue Lawyers Are on the Rise”, New York Times, New Jersey edition, Oct. 19, not online). And the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, covering local attorney Elliot Rothenberg’s challenge to a rule requiring all Minnesota attorneys to enroll in “elimination of bias” classes, mentions this website and our description of the program as “compulsory chapel” (see Nov. 21) (“Attorney challenging state requirement of anti-bias classes for lawyers” Jan. 2).
Back in October, we were quoted by Legal Times’s Jonathan Groner in an interesting piece on a little-publicized crusade by “public interest” lawyers to extend the constitutional right to taxpayer-provided counsel, ushered in with Gideon v. Wainwright for persons facing criminal prosecution, to civil matters such as child custody fights (“On a Crusade for a ‘Civil Gideon'”, Legal Times, Oct. 20). The idea, quietly promoted by the Soros-backed Public Justice Center and by NYU Law’s Brennan Center, is far-reaching and actually quite scary in its implications. See George Liebmann, “‘Civil Gideon’: An idea whose time has passed”, Daily Record, Jul. 18, reprinted at Calvert Institute site. Advocates were hoping to convince the Maryland high court to embrace civil Gideon, in what would have been the first such ruling in the nation, but this month the court dodged the issue in ruling on the case, Frase v. Barnhart. (Ann W. Parks, “Top court sidesteps ‘Civil Gideon’ issue, strikes down custody conditions”, Daily Record, Dec. 12; Jonathan Groner, “Inadmissible — No ‘Civil Gideon’ — for Now”, Legal Times, Dec. 15).
“Woman Files $10M Suit Vs. Starbucks”
Janine Arslanian alleges “extensive and gross second and third degree burns to her right hand and arm” from a spill of Starbuck’s coffee. Gee, it couldn’t possibly be the case that the plaintiffs’ bar misled us when they said the Stella Liebeck v. McDonald’s coffee case (which we discussed Dec. 10) was unique because it was only McDonald’s coffee that was hot enough to cause serious burns, could it? (Jamie Herzlich, Newsday, Dec. 30).
Possum party poopers
The Appalachian town of Brasstown, North Carolina, had a tongue-in-cheek tradition of celebrating the new year by lowering, instead of a ball, a captured and fattened possum in a plexiglass cage, followed by a release of the animal. This New Year’s Eve, however, the hundreds of attendees were disappointed when, hours before the event, a PETA member threatened legal action against the organizer, who was sufficiently frightened off by the possibility of needing to hire lawyers to back off the annual event. (Jeffrey Gettleman, “A New Year’s Tradition Lives, but the 4-Legged Star Doesn’t”, New York Times, Jan. 2; Jeffrey Gettleman, “Keep Your Ball. We’ve Got the Possum.”, New York Times, Dec. 31). I suppose PETA wasn’t deterred by the anti-tort-reform propaganda going around the blogosphere that falsely implies that volunteers are protected from lawsuit (Dec. 12).