Archive for September, 2005

Another data point on the McDonald’s coffee urban legend

You may recall that defenders of the infamous Stella Liebeck McDonald’s coffee case verdict argue that the suit was justified because her beverage was unusually hot, that no one else serves beverages capable of second- and third-degree burns, and that the suit was justified by the change in the restaurant industry to lower temperature of beverages.

None of these urban legends, repeated uncritically by Professor Jonathan Turley and the LA Times (and, sadly, snopes.com, which should know better), are true, and we have another datapoint: Paige Simmons, of St. Jacob, Illinois, is suing Java Junction and the Sweetheart Cup Co. over an allegedly defective cup that spilled hot chocolate on her when she was 6, causing second- and third-degree burns. In a refreshing blow for common sense, the Simmonses’ attorney, Ron Motil, emphasizes that he’s not suing over the obviously-hot temperature of the “chocolate steamer”, but over the cup. (Brian Brueggemann, “Family sues over girl’s burns from hot chocolate”, Belleville News-Democrat, Sep. 8).

Book review in today’s WSJ

I’m in today’s Wall Street Journal (sub – $) with a generally favorable review of Sadakat Kadri’s new book “The Trial: A History from Socrates to O.J. Simpson“. A few excerpts from the review:

By 1880 the criminal trial as an institution had become standardized around the West to the point that readers on many continents found little that was unfamiliar in Dostoevsky’s account of the murder proceedings against Dmitri Karamazov. The lawyers popping up with objections, the witness box and table of evidentiary exhibits, the sensation-seekers filling the gallery — all were as common to the courthouses of San Francisco or Paris as to those of late-czarist Russia. Go back a few centuries to premodern Europe, though, and the forms of justice can seem to our eyes indescribably strange: trial by ordeal, by combat or by compurgation (the collecting of oaths from supporters) and so forth.

And yet the march of progress is not always quite so apparent. We may smile at the premodern practice of putting a pig or haystack on trial for having caused harm to a human being, yet our contemporary law abounds in forfeiture and pure-food cases with headings like United States v. 900 Cases of Peaches (1975) and United States v. One 1967 Pontiac Bonneville Convertible (1973)….

The continuities between past and present are many. Battles over jury selection, so typical today in big trials, propel the plot of Burnt Njal, a medieval Icelandic saga involving arson-murder and bloody retribution. The tendentious interpretation of ambiguous marks on witnesses’ bodies — a hideous aspect of the witch hysteria of the 16th and 17th centuries — reappears in the child-abuse prosecutions of our own era. Denunciation boxes, into which citizens dropped accusing notes in Inquisition times, popped up in police stations across Russia in the 1930s. Hype-fraught celebrity trials? They date back pretty much forever and serve useful purposes, such as calling attention to social problems that would never stir public debate if left abstract….Regarding the emotionally manipulative style of some courtroom champions, Mr. Kadri finds plenty of precedent. He quotes the 1897 Tennessee Supreme Court, which said that “tears have always been considered legitimate arguments before a jury. Indeed, if counsel has them at his command, it may be seriously questioned whether it is not his professional duty to shed them whenever proper occasion arises.”

As for glittering but empty turns of courtroom rhetoric, Johnnie Cochran was just building on a tradition that goes back to Shakespeare’s time. “Elizabethan schoolboys,” Mr. Kadri writes, “were commonly taught adoxography, the art of eruditely praising worthless things….The first English treatise on the subject appeared in 1593 and contained essays celebrating deformity, ugliness, poverty, blindness, drunkenness, sterility, and stupidity. Its preface claimed that it would be particularly useful to lawyers.”

Read the whole thing here if you are a subscriber, or go out and buy a copy of the Journal. Incidentally, the Journal’s editors had to drop a couple of paragraphs of my original review draft for space reasons. Here they are:

* On the centuries-old practice of digging up the rotting remains of deceased persons to make them stand trial on criminal charges, a judge named Pierre Ayrault observed in 1591 that after all it is natural to regard the reputations of the dead as of continuing interest — wouldn’t we want to free a wrongly accused decedent from suspicion? That still didn’t explain why it would be needful to exhume a corpse, so Ayrault suggested a painting of the accused be hung in court instead.

* On the differences, some apparent and some real, between American and British justice: “Plea bargaining has never been given legal recognition in England. Barristers nevertheless haggle over pleas and judges give ‘indications’ of their likely sentences almost every day in almost every court of the land.” On the other hand, some differences are very real indeed, as with British judges’ power to summarize for jurors the weight of evidence in a case: “The summing-up invariably pays lip service to the principle of jury independence — typically, by ending a devastating criticism with the observation, ‘It is, of course, entirely a matter for you.'”

First things first

Not long after some 1,000 firefighters sat down for eight hours of training, the whispering began: “What are we doing here?”

As New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin pleaded on national television for firefighters – his own are exhausted after working around the clock for a week – a battalion of highly trained men and women sat idle Sunday in a muggy Sheraton Hotel conference room in Atlanta. . . .

The firefighters, several of whom are from Utah, were told to bring backpacks, sleeping bags, first-aid kits and Meals Ready to Eat. They were told to prepare for “austere conditions.” Many of them came with awkward fire gear and expected to wade in floodwaters, sift through rubble and save lives.

“They’ve got people here who are search-and-rescue certified, paramedics, haz-mat certified,” said a Texas firefighter. “We’re sitting in here having a sexual-harassment class while there are still [victims] in Louisiana who haven’t been contacted yet.”

How much fear of litigation do you need to let a city burn to ensure no one accuses you of failing to protect against sexual harassment? We might be hearing more stories like this, except FEMA, again with its priorities straight, has told firefighters not to talk to reporters. (Lisa Rosetta, “Frustrated: Fire crews to hand out fliers for FEMA”, Salt Lake Tribune, Sep. 6 (via Instapundit)).

Our Furry Friends Plaintiffs

Abstract for a new paper on SSRN:

This article seeks to explore a simple but profound question: how should our legal system deal with the claims of animals for protection against harms inflicted by humans? […] This article examines how the legal system presently balances such interests and how common law judges could expand, in a forthright manner, the consideration of animals’ interests. Finally, this article will suggest a more expansive consideration of animals’ interests through the adoption of a new tort: intentional interference with a fundamental interest of an animal.

(David S. Favre, “Judicial Recognition of the Interests of Animals – A New Tort”, 2005 Mich. St. L. Rev. 333 (Summer 2005)). Who says we already have too many lawsuits? If there ever is a class action on behalf of the Bovine-American community over McDonald’s hamburgers, it can perhaps be covered in the next edition of another new paper on SSRN, Howard Wasserman’s “Fast Food Justice.”

Earlier Overlawyered coverage: Oct. 21 and our animal rights archive.

No constitutional right to play college sports

College sports dodges a bullet: the Texas Supreme Court, reversing a court of appeals below, has ruled that a star college-level athlete’s reputation and future earning potential do not rise to the level of a property interest creating due process rights under the state’s constitution. The court rejected “a lawsuit by former Big 12 champion and Singapore swimmer Joscelin Yeo, who claimed the University of Texas damaged her reputation by ruling her ineligible to compete after she transferred from another school.” (Jim Vertuno, “Texas Supreme Court rules against former UT swimmer”, AP/Denton (Tex.) Record-Chronicle, Aug. 26; Doug Lederman, “Do Some Athletes Matter More?”, InsideHigherEd, Aug. 30)(opinion/lower court opinion).

More from C. G. Moore

Longtime reader Moore, a Tulane 3L, follows up on his earlier letter (Sept. 2) with this:

I’m back in LA after a few days in TX, and things are getting better here. Necessities are present, and gas prices are coming down. I’ve transfered to LSU for the semester — they’ve been very gracious, taking about 7,000 displaced students — and I just have to re-juggle a new course schedule with work, child care, and commuting home to an area under curfew.

Oh! Something that’s not made national news, as far as I’ve seen: at least 6 looters have been shot in St. Tammany parish (where I live), according to the deputies, and their orders are to shoot to kill. St. Tammany has the highest per-capita income of the state. It’s home to doctors, lawyers, engineers, and scientists. But it’s still a bit wild, apparently.

It’s absolutely mind-blowing to live through this. I think everyone here has had their perspective altered, but it has also helped bind some communities together. It has brought out the best, just as it has brought out the worst.

Incidentally, Ted’s comments on the topic of shooting looters touched off a considerable blogospheric discussion the other day; see Point of Law, Sept. 1.