Class action roundup: lap dances, Register.com, Poland Spring

Houston attorney David George has filed intended class-action lawsuits on behalf of local resident Paul Brian Meekey against three strip clubs, claiming the clubs violated Texas law by adding a $5 credit card surcharge to the $20 price of a lap dance. The suit demands a refund of all such charges paid over the past […]

Houston attorney David George has filed intended class-action lawsuits on behalf of local resident Paul Brian Meekey against three strip clubs, claiming the clubs violated Texas law by adding a $5 credit card surcharge to the $20 price of a lap dance. The suit demands a refund of all such charges paid over the past four years, plus attorney’s fees. According to attorney George, state law flatly forbids merchants from imposing surcharges on credit card transactions, even, presumably, in cases where those transactions are costly for merchants to provide because of a high later dispute rate. “Another lawyer tried filing similar cases in 1999 but abandoned them, in part out of fear that clients would only be angry when they received notice at home about refunds.” (Mary Flood, “Seeking a redress of lap-dance surcharges”, Houston Chronicle, Aug. 31). (Update May 3, 2005: appeals court lets suits proceed).

In other news, Register.com has settled a class action over its supposedly deceptive former practice of initially pointing newly registered domain names to a “Coming Soon” Page which included advertising. Class members will get a $5-off coupon toward future Register.com services, named plaintiff Michael Zurakov will get $12,500, and the lawyers will ask for up to $642,500. Thanks, lawyers! (settlement notice; Ed Foster, The Gripe Line, InfoWorld, Aug. 27; Slashdot thread). And Nestle’s Poland Spring bottled water subsidiary “has negotiated a proposed settlement for a class-action lawsuit alleging that the company’s bottled water does not come from a spring and is not completely safe. … The settlement calls for Poland Spring to offer discounts or free water worth $8,050,000 over the next five years, contribute $2.75 million to charities during the same period and step up its monitoring of water quality. It also would pay the two lawyers involved in that case $1.35 million.” The deal is drawing peals of outrage from lawyers pushing ten similar class actions who are upset that the class was not properly represented — being angry about the possibility of being cut out without fees has absolutely nothing to do with it. “Each of the lawsuits contends that Poland Spring’s water is not actually natural spring water because it is drawn from wells.” (Edward D. Murphy, “Poland Spring makes deal on lawsuit”, Portland Press-Herald, Sept. 3; notice of settlement (PDF)). Update Jun. 25: how much did consumers actually get? Darned if one columnist can find out.

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