A $50 Star-On Machine for Sneetches who wish to be Star-Bellied

Two groups claiming to be American Indian tribes are offering membership for $50. The AP report (via Hit & Run) suggests that the memberships are being sold for purposes of evading immigration laws, but no one explores the affirmative action possibilities, though Dr. Seuss anticipated such a scheme in 1961. Alas, the two groups are not federally recognized Indian tribes, so the deal is just a scam.

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