• I never thought about the extreme injuries that I managed to avoid even though I did not have the safety tips available when I was a child at camp.

    Of course, we were busy playing ‘Mumblety-peg’ at the time…

    Oohh, there’s a good one – ‘Mumblety-peg safety guidelines’ released by the Mumblety-Peg Players Association.

  • You know, it’s all fun and games until you put out an eye with one of those marshmallows.