• PEBCAC: Problem Exists Between Chair And Counter

  • How long before White Castle gets sued by a customer injured when struck over the head by a free standing chair wielded by an unruly patron, the theory being that having fixed chairs would have prevented it?

  • When did personal shame disappear from this country. The picture of his abdomen swallowing the table should make him not wish to associate his name with this picture.
    Now that his ‘disability’ has been accommodated will there be no end to his expanding girth?

  • Next he will sue White Castle for making him fat.

  • I wonder if his girth could obstruct the movement of someone in a wheelchair?