Welcome parents to our third grade Thanksgiving celebration

Just as soon as your criminal background check is complete [Free-Range Kids, Massachusetts]

More: “You Can Volunteer at School for HALF AN HOUR without Being Fingerprinted. But After That…” [Arizona] And: “‘Is That Police Chopper Following ME?’ Wonders a Dad” [Texas]

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  • So in the end it appears that all the hub-bub is because some school administrator can’t read…

    The check is required for volunteers “who will have direct and unmonitored contact with children…”

    And this surprises us how?