Great moments in legal marketing

A Fort Lauderdale attorney “Announces He Is Taking on All Celebrity Criminal Cases in Florida” [Scott Greenfield]

And a reaction from @SupremeHaiku: Florida lawyer/ Will defend the defenseless/ If they are famous.


  • Is this commutative?

    If I hire Ostrow, am I then a celebrity?

    If so, I may have found the missing second element on the Gnomes’ path to riches!

  • Reminds me of the medical school student who wanted to specialize in “diseases of the rich.”