• Um, doesn’t Underwriters’ Laboratories listing mean anything anymore?

  • CPSC – Succeeding where The Grinch failed.

  • Oh, come on, you want a bunch of egghead scientists and engineers who understand electricity and the flash point of materials to tell you about Christmas light safety? You need a bunch of paper pushing bureaucrats for that!

  • Well it’s got the UL sticker, but I can still put the thing in my mouth and chew it and then I’d get electrocuted. (And probably have phthalate exposure too!)

  • For safety’s sake, we are switching back to candles on our tree.