• Was the mouse wearing an orange vest with a name tag?

  • She’s lucky it was New Jersey. If this would have happened in NY, the vermin would not have left enough of her to identify without DNA.

  • Think maybe it was mighty mouse?Maybe what she thought of as an attack was actually a rescue?

  • Maybe she was wearing a T-shirt with a picture that looked a bit too much like a certain cartoon mouse. “Don’t mess with the Mouse!”