The entertainer’s “Straight Outta Lynwood” album includes a song by that title, the first two stanzas of which are:

I sued Taco Bell…’cause I ate half a million chalupas,
and I got fat!
I sued Panasonic…they never said I shouldn’t use their microwave
to dry off my cat!

Fuller lyrics are here, and a sound sample can be found here.

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