“Wacky warnings” finalists: don’t swallow your ballpoint pen cap

Also, your dust mask “does not supply oxygen,” and do not neglect to remove the safety cover from your spa before using it or you might drown. [UPI] Are English-speakers actually more likely to choke on pen caps than speakers of other languages? Nah, it’s our law [PoL]

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  • That’s the best they could do? The one with the gun case actually made sense. Maybe there’s a better one out there that actually can double as a Day Planner. You could shoot right trough your daily tasks.